Top Ten MySpace Clichés

Myspace/Web Culture/Website
Found on: worstofmyspace.com

The worstofmyspace website basically showcases the worst user profiles and myspace pages that are out today, it's irreverent and funny as hell.

I've posted the TOP TEN MySpace Clichés that I found on the site - it's so painfully true...it's brilliant!

1. Horrible page design: Do you like hurting people’s eyes? Was there some reason you thought people could read yellow text on top of some god-awful background picture? Do you really want people to read your page, or are you just bored?
2. Shirtless dudebro self-portrait in the bathroom mirror: My, you’re a narcissistic a**hole.
3. “Music: I like everything!”: It’s not true. You don’t like everything, and if you do, you lack what’s called “taste”.
4. “Books: Reading waht is that lol lol”: It was cool to be dumb back in 6th grade. Now you’re just a moron.
5. The stupid f**king sideways heart (<3): akhgiuahsgl *&#@%” Dammit, I hate this!
6. Sh**ty holding-camera-at-arm’s-length self-portrait: Look, at least have a friend take it.
7. Streaming Top 40 video: I’ve heard it seven million times. Thanks for making me listen to it again.
8. Girls talking about how a guy’s money doesn’t matter: Sure. Yeah. Uh huh. K.
9. Porn stars/supermodels on your friend list: They’re fake, moron.
10. “Heroes: My parents”: Booooring!